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 Who needs a Boner?
Almost everyone! Boners are fun! Boners are exciting!
Boners are satisfying! They come in all sizes, there are Big Boners, Little
Boners, Smart Boners. Boners are everywhere. Every one knows a Boner, loves a
Boner, works with a Boner. Heck, a Boner could be living right next door.
(Humm)
So come on and
sign up for membership. Send a Boner today!!!
The Golf Nut,
Dong Juan,
Babe Root,
Gum Shoe,
Dr. Getzoff, ect. ect.
These are a few of our most popular members. Does that special
person in your life need one of these ''Guys''
The Boner Family keeps
growing…. new members will be added regularly so keep checking for someone you
recognize. Some are just darn irresistible.
''Coming Attractions''...The Boner Bunch©
Welcome to Boner Cards. A gallery of e-cards designed for all the Boners you love and love to hate! Our
selective message system, allows you to personalize each card you send with a
hilarious expression. A variety of professional and recreational themes
allows you to send ''just the right'' Boner.
It's All in the Family
The Boner Bunch has already grown to 21 family members. You've seen the ''Flasher'' in the top left corner, now meet the rest of the family.
In a ''Nut'' shell
A Boner is a humorous character designed to give pleasure to those you send.
(or could send "the message" to someone that needs it) Boners are of
professional and recreational themes, and ready to express that special thought!
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That's right, you too can be a boner. An annual pass allows you to send all of the boners you want. The best part is it's only $9.95 per year.
Sign up now!
Why Join?
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 Dr. Getzoff
This desirable piece of anatomy is a man of carnal knowledge. Examining...
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Totally unsubstantiated research clearly shows that nearly everyone, everywhere is a boner, knows a boner, works for or with a boner, talks to boners on the phone far too often, or stumbles across unknown boners on a daily basis. Such research clearly proves that virtually anyone can use a boner.
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