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He's a Wanted ManWho needs a Boner?
Almost everyone! Boners are fun! Boners are exciting! Boners are satisfying! They come in all sizes, there are Big Boners, Little Boners, Smart Boners. Boners are everywhere. Every one knows a Boner, loves a Boner, works with a Boner. Heck, a Boner could be living right next door. (Humm)

So come on and sign up for membership. Send a Boner today!!!


The Golf Nut, Dong Juan, Babe Root, Gum Shoe, Dr. Getzoff, ect. ect.
These are a few of our most popular members. Does that special person in your life need one of these ''Guys''

The Boner Family keeps growing…. new members will be added regularly so keep checking for someone you recognize. Some are just darn irresistible.


''Coming Attractions''...The Boner Bunch©
Welcome to Boner Cards.  A gallery of e-cards designed for all the Boners you love and love to hate! Our selective message system, allows you to personalize each card you send with a  hilarious expression. A variety of professional and recreational themes allows you to send ''just the right'' Boner.

It's All in the Family
The Boner Bunch has already grown to 21 family members.  You've seen the ''Flasher'' in the top left corner, now meet the rest of the family.

In a ''Nut'' shell
A Boner is a humorous character  designed to give pleasure to those you send. (or could send "the message" to someone that needs it)  Boners are of professional and recreational themes, and ready to express that special thought!



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The Dr. GetzoffDr. Getzoff
This desirable piece of anatomy is a man of carnal knowledge. Examining... read on

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Who Needs a Boner


Totally unsubstantiated research clearly shows that nearly everyone, everywhere is a boner, knows a boner, works for or with a boner, talks to boners on the phone far too often, or stumbles across unknown boners on a daily basis. Such research clearly proves that virtually anyone can use a boner.